Nintendogs ･ﾟﾟ･｡♡

no dalmatian ?

here he is …

I got aborted yesterday but I still had to go to work

welcome to bidens america

Biden is the President, but it was the Supreme Court that revoked that right.

thanks for educating me. can you teach me how to piss next? you're so knowledgeable

does anyone care about me

Walter: Jesse! My cock got caught in my zipper!!

a guinea pig in a petsmart 571 miles away: wheek! wheek! wheek! wheek! wheek! wheek!

does anyone else completely ignore the queue option on tumblr. i’m here when i’m here

losing it at this super obviously green screened moment in the sopranos

ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

First’a night on the job, everyone!

Why are they moving.